Without further adieu, here are the sun signs as pop. With absolutely NO explanations.

Aries: Mountain Dew

Taurus: Dr. Pepper

Gemini: Sprite

Cancer: Nitro-Draft Vanilla Pepsi

Leo: Coca-Cola

Virgo: Diet Coca-Cola

Libra: Dr. Pepper Strawberries & Cream

Scorpio: Mt. Dew Black Out

Sagittarius: Cherry Pepsi

Capricorn: Pepsi

Aquarius: Brisk Iced-Tea

Pisces: Orange Fanta

Stay groovy,

Cosmic Sage

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